Dogtanian

One for all and all for one, Muskerhounds are always ready.
One for all and all for one, helping everybody.
One for all and all for one, it's a pretty story.
Sharing everything with fun. That's the way to be.

One for all and all for one, Muskerhounds are always steady.
One for all and all for one, helping everybody.
One for all and all for one. Kids are pretty corny.
If you got a problem chum, think how it could be.

They cross their hearts and pray. They cross their swords night and day,
They drink their beer and swear. They're faithful to their King.
No matter what you say, they're never far away,
They're always ready to fight or to sing.

They like to make jokes and tricks. They fight with swords or with sticks.
They have a beer and swear. They're faithful to their King.
They will defend you, save you. They'll always come to rescue.
And all may hope that they fight or they sing.

diarrhoea

you feel it in your jeans when you eat baked beans
diarrhoea, (clap clap) diarrhoea,
it sticks to your bum like predigree chum
diarrhoea, (clap clap) diarrhoea,
it's not very funny and it very very runny
diarrhoea, (clap clap) diarrhoea,

Ulysses 31

It is the 31st century, Ulysses killed the giant Cyclops when he rescued the children and his son Telemachus. But the ancient gods of Olympus are angry and threaten a terrible revenge:

Zeus: Mortals, you defy the Gods? I sentence you to travel among unknown stars. Until you find the Kingdom of Hades, your bodies will stay as lifeless as stone.

Sherka: Ulysses, the way back to earth has been wiped from my memory.

Telemachus: Father, oh, father!

Ulysses: You are alive my son.

Ulysses, Ulysses,
soaring through all the galaxies,
in search of Earth,
flying in to the night.

Ulysses, Ulysses,
fighting evil and tyranny,
with all his power,
and withall of his might.

Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do.
Ulysses, like a bolt of thunder from the blue.
Ulysses, always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all.

It's me Nono small robot you know, friend of Ulysses.
It's me Nono small robot you know, friend of Ulysses.

Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do.
Ulysses, like a bolt ofthunder from the blue.
Ulysses, always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all.

It's me Nono small robot you know, friend of Ulysses. (repeat 4 times)